- Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt
- The actress cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split and is asking for physical custody of the couple’s six children-DailyMail
Now usually when a couple breaks up I think that the woman is going to go on a killing spree and fuck every backup dancer in hollywood for the next year but I think this one might go differently. First off, lets go back “Irreconcilable Differences” is code for I wanted to adopt 4857279291 more Indonesian kids and Brad is a normal human and said lets not. So on to the post breakup sex war that all divorcees go thru, Brad is going to go on a 1999 Meet Joe Black killing spree and I don’t think there is anything that could possible stop Achilles. The reason I don’t think Angelina will keep up is because she is just flat out weird, like she strikes me as a girl that will like take herself and her 499 kids to Israel and soak them in blood/wine for two weeks ala Amare Stoudemire. Plus the other thing is Angelina Jolie was the “IT” girl when she was single, and IT girls when they lose the spotlight never get the magic back. Just look at Kate Upton, Tyra Banks, Britney Spears, Vida Guerra, all those girls just kind lost it and never got it back and I think if you combine Angelina’s fucking weirdness with that “has-been” factor she could be in for a long year of watching Brad have revenge sex up and down Rodeo.