The Top Vegetable 1 Year Olds Eat + French Fry Power Rankings

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  • Nutrition during the 1,000 days between a child’s conception and their second birthday is critical to their future success, dictating both brain and physical development.
  • And yet the vegetable American toddlers are most likely to eat is a french fry.
  • Child health advocates gathered on Capitol Hill Wednesday to mark the release of a new report, “The First 1,000 Days: Nourishing America’s Future,” which documents the scourge of malnutrition in the U.S.-DailyMail

I feel like every couple months some wheat grass eating freak says we are crazy unhealthy and malnourished as a country. Now usually, no-one listens because science can’t make up their mind on whats healthy or not and we have given up figuring it out, plus cheeseburgers taste better than kale. So what did Science do? They flipped the script and I respect the fuck out of it, they know in America we have overbearing parents who will then be forced to change their lifestyle if they change their kids eating habits and now they are saying kids like french fries too much? This is fucking crazy, who doesn’t like french fries too much??? I am dead serious I could be offered French Fries at any time and I will accept, Before anal sex? Why yes I would love French Fries. While my girlfriend is having an abortion? Why yes I would love French Fries. While I am doing my girlfriend’s abortion? Why yes I would love French Fries. Seriously, of course toddlers fucking love French Fries and do you wanna know why? It is because they are soft while being crunchy, salty while being sweet and hot while being cold it is the holy trinity of potato and I don’t blame toddlers for scarfing those motherfuckers down. Science needs to realize there are somethings that you can’t go after: Pizza, Notorious BIG, Kate Beckinsale and French Fries.

Here are my French Fry Power Rankings

5. Five Guy:

Good Fries, not great and not consistent enough to be top 3, the Eli Manning of Fries.7025300923_c26f41a66a_z.jpg

4. White Castle:

I am sucker for a crinkle cut fry and WC Delivers big time but WC is often overlooked.White_Castle_French_Fries_7179731.png

3. Checkers:

Zesty and unbelievable but a zesty fry cannot be 1 or 2 so Checkers had to be in the 3 hole.

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2. Nathan’s:

The Crunch, the aroma, the trademark red fork, Nathan’s is a 5 tool fry.

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  1. McDonald’s:

THE GOAT, THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD. THE TOM BRADY OF FRIES, HATE IT OR LOVE IT THE GOLDEN ARCHES ALWAYS FUCKING DELIVERS.fwx-mcdonalds-improves-its-fries.jpg

 

 

 

 

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