Does China Have A Harambe Knockoff?

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  • Confusion over the naming of a gorilla at a zoo after a ‘huge public vote’
  • Newborn ‘christened’ at Jinhua zoo in China’s central Zhejiang province
  • Total of 73,345 votes were cast for Harambe McHarambeface
  • Name is reference to gorilla killed in US after boy fell into its enclosure-DailyMail

I know this was “voted” on but come on, everyone knows this is China 101. When something gets hot like HARAMBE did in the states it is only natural for China to come out with the knock off version. The issue with the Chinese knockoffs is that they never feel original like Cubans vs Dominican cigars they’re never the same no matter how hard the DR tries. The real loser here is Harambe McHarambeface because those shoes are just too big to fill, kinda like Marcus Jordan or Jim Belushi no matter what happens Harambe McHarambeface will never be able to reach the Gorilla Pinacle like HarambeOne did. Harambe McHarambeface would probably take that kid and try to hurt him unlike the original Harambe who was just trying to play with the little kid. Knockoffs suck but I will say this, I have one sneaky obsession with like the cheap knockoff snack versions of food. I am not talking like welfare snacks but I am talking about like Snackwell and SmartFood Popcorn I LOVE those snacks even better than mainstream stuff like Doritos or Cheetos.

 

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