- Maya Donnelly awoke to what sounded like thunder in the early morning hours, but dismissed it as a typical monsoon storm and went back to sleep.
- Later that morning, she looked in the carport at her home in Nogales, near the U.S.-Mexico border, and saw pieces of wood on the ground. She found a bulky bundle wrapped in black plastic.
- Inside was roughly 26 pounds of marijuana — a package that authorities say was worth $10,000 and likely was dropped there accidentally by a drug smuggler’s aircraft.-HuffingtonPost
Listen, I am not a religious guy but this has to be like a sign from God right? Like if this happened to me my family would look at the weed and look over everything and I would be in full Heisenberg mode ready to start slinging ye and scante. When god gives you lemons you become a drug dealer 110% of the time no questions asked. Like in college when you would come home and a girl would get your room mixed up with your buddies and she’s hanging out in there, you try to fuck her 200% of the time cause you could never get her in real life cause you’re an ugly bastard. Well this was that moment for Maya and she Bucknered the whole fucking thing, first things first is you get that brick of weed you light up a bleezy and rematch the first three seasons of Breaking Bad and follow it to a T not that hard and completely realistic and doable.
PS: I thought people who lived near the border were tough? Like I just picture border towns to be on fire at all times and to be run by real life Gus Frings? Weed falling from the sky happens on a fucking Monday afternoon and no one bats an eye but of course fucking Maya here with her morals comes and screw it up.