Girl Going To Jail Because She Rode A Turtle

5607066c1900002f00fde79e

Girl Riding Sea Turtle

Facebook photos of Moore and another unidentified woman, who both appeared to be riding a sea turtle in Melbourne Beach, went viral earlier this year. Sea turtles are a protected species under the federal Endangered Species Act of 1973 and Florida’s Marine Turtle Protection Act.-Huffington Post

This is illegal? As far as I am concerned anything that happens between men and animal for funny social media pics is fair game. Like in The Hangover when Bradley Cooper is pretending to fuck that Tiger doggy style while they put it in the taxi. Funny is funny and if that means humping a sea turtle at the cost of hurting it then you have to do that. They did that in Finding Nemo and those turtles were fine, get off these bitches backs because where does it stop? Next were not even gonna be able to make tuxedo jokes about penguins anymore, fucking communists.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s