If Your Not Following @DanBilzerian’s Instagram You’re A Douche

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  • Los Angeles-based poker player Dan Bilzerian, 32, describes himself as an ‘actor/astronaut/a**hole’ to his 100,000 Instagram followers
  • His fans regularly beg to switch his lavish life for theirs
  • He recently posted photos of a seal and a topless blonde in a pool, two luxury sports cars with the plates ‘SUCK IT’ and ‘MR GOAT’ and a table full of semi-automatic weapons
  • However, his wild lifestyle have had serious repercussions, including a double heart attack aged 25 and a pulmonary embolism two years ago
  • Bilzerian has won multiple poker tournaments, his most successful being the 2009 World Series of Poker
  • He is also co-founder of online poker room, Victory Poker bringing his net worth to around $100 million-DailyMail

Hmm is there anything I could say that could possibly top these Instagram pictures? Just Follow @DanBilzerian because he’s the closest thing to Jesus we’ll ever see.

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